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[Introduction] the vivid examples cited in his lecture deeply attracted every listener sitting, and there were warm applause from time to time. Time passed quietly unconsciously in the whole wonderful speech, after the intermission….. Due to the power failure of Xinqiao film, mental health training was temporarily changed to Mitsui. We students all arrived on time, but we were professors who didn’t come to give lectures. After waiting for a long time, the venue began to be a little uneasy, and the voice gradually became noisy. The person in charge of hosting the work said that due to the change of location, the professor could not find the gate and could not get in. Now he has sent someone to pick it up. A few minutes later, a little man in his fifties who was sweating all over his head walked into the lecture hall. He said: I often come out for meetings and said that I changed the location in Mitsui temporarily. I am quite confident. Is it not easy to find? I didn’t know that it took me more than half an hour to get in. When I arrived at a doorman, the security guard told me to enter from another door. I couldn’t enter the door after a long detour, which made me dizzy. Alas, it’s too hot to have a rest. But speaking of rest, he gave a lecture seriously. He was really a pragmatic person. After talking for a while, he asked if there was any tea to drink, which would moisten his throat. It was not strange either. Everyone only had to listen to him, and no one thought of preparing water for him at all. At this time, hearing what he said, the host hurriedly poured him a glass of water with both hands respectfully, saying repeatedly that he was really embarrassed. The professor continued: I am late today, and I have to be punished, so I don’t want to drink water. At this time, applause rang out from the audience. After talking for a while, this time the host did not forget to prepare water for him earlier, and gave it to him respectfully with both hands. The professor looked intently and said with a full smile: this time the condition is good, there is reward: there is tea. It caused laughter from the audience. He continued: Well, it means that my lecture is good! (Hehe, very confident) I have to talk seriously to see if I can reward lunch. The audience immediately burst into warm applause and laughter. I am so happy to have the opportunity to meet such a humorous professor. No matter what he said, he could conclude that listening to his lecture today was definitely a worthy trip with his humorous language. He learned his wonderful humorous language without learning anything else, this language infected everyone sitting and made everyone laugh from the bottom of their heart. The vivid examples cited in his lecture deeply attracted every listener sitting, and there were warm applause from time to time. In the whole wonderful speech, time passed quietly unconsciously. After the half-time break, his humorous language continued: The host teacher just told me that he had given me a reward lunch today, tell me to be calm. Considering that you are also hungry, I will try my best to finish it early. See how considerate you are. There was another round of applause from the audience. A person with an outgoing personality and knowledgeable language humor can bring laughter to everyone. No matter what he looks like, his image is tall in people’s mind, and his charm is infinite, I will always get everyone’s love and affirmation. Like (prose editor: Jiangnan wind) the 30th year of my WeChat era The year before last, my eunuch planned to buy a smartphone for him on his birthday. The main purpose was to teach them how to play WeChat, and let them… Comments on the Chinese version of “worry-free grocery store” Everyone moves towards a better life through his own efforts. The answer to the consultation letter is just encouraging an existing… An emotional diary of a Christian (January 14, 2018) January 14, 2018: Today, the temperature in Wujiang is relatively warm, not as cold as a few days ago. Yesterday and Today, Wu Jiang’s… Be a person who never stops growing up Teacher Lily coughed with a strong nasal tone when she was in yoga class. Maybe it’s uncomfortable, she has less demonstration action today,… An emotional diary of a Christian (January 13, 2018) January 13, 2018: Yesterday, my sister and nephew Little David didn’t come to the Dongwan village of jinjiaba where my mother and I stayed temporarily,… An emotional diary of a Christian (January 12, 2018) January 12, 2018: The day before yesterday, I said, “my mother will go to Kunshan tomorrow.” However, yesterday, my mother did not go to Kunshan…